"Vinyl Just Sounds Better" by John Keyes

The old man wore a dusty leather overcoat cinched around his waist and a wrinkled shepherd’s cap fit snug on his head.  Considering that most of the customers who frequented the shop preferred gaudy counter-culture tye-dye and peasant blouses, it was safe to say he made an impression on anyone who saw him there that day.  This was not to say any of them saw him do it, which would be too easy.  They all were sure that he had, though, since in their own words, “Who else could it be?”  As if the whole lot of them weren’t repressed anarchists who flirted with retro-paganism in order to eat shrooms and cavort with pleasantly loose men and women who reassured them that the bruises and rashes were the result of too many trysts conducted by moonlight in a poison ivy patch.