|She's so happy she can't even...nevermind.|
|In my day, all we had was a nuclear powered Pistol that could|
kill anyone at anytime from anywhere on the map. It was the starting weapon.
* In fact, within hours of the announcement, home values in Missouri jumped almost a thousand percent (citation needed) and neighbors started complaining about the tech crowd that jumped down from their flying cars and immediately started buying everything in sight. They relaxed, however, when it was revealed that Warren Buffet was the one financing the purchases, and he never screws people over, ever.
|Artist's rendition of Kansas City real estate value.|